The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #5588   Message #3872073
Posted By: GUEST,Guest
16-Aug-17 - 10:28 PM
Thread Name: Req: Comin' Round the Mountain doin' 90 MPH
Subject: RE: Req: Comin' Round the Mountain doin' 90 MPH
Well, the version I heard in the 1970s in Australia went as follows

She was coming 'round the mountain
Pissing like a fountain
When the chain on the bicycle broke
She was lying on the grass
With a pedal up her arse
With her boobs playing chopsticks on the spokes.