The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #162621   Message #3872837
Posted By: Steve Shaw
20-Aug-17 - 06:25 PM
Thread Name: BS: Why did the vegan cross the road?
Subject: RE: BS: Why did the vegan cross the road?
French eggs were never ladies.

Why does a Frenchman never have two eggs for breakfast?

Because to a Frenchman one egg is un oeuf.
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