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Thread #162673 Message #3872851
Posted By: Gallus Moll
20-Aug-17 - 08:35 PM
Thread Name: Songs about cocks (Penis)
Subject: RE: Songs about cocks (Penis)
Robert Burns' "Merry Muses of Caledonia" collection has the song 'Nine Inch Will Please A Lady' which includes a verse commenting that for a country c*nt like mine (the singer's) the requirement would be 'twa roarin' haunfus an' a daud' ie 9" plus another couple- -----!!
Jean Redpath sings this song (quite politely)on one of the Songs of Robert Burns series arranged by the late Serge Hovey. The set of cds can be obtained from Greentrax in Edinburgh. Sadly there was insufficient funding and support for Serge to complete all of the planned albums - his research was all completer, arrangements and notes prepared - just required sponsorship to finish the project. Maybe someday, some way----?