I learned this from a classmate at Sub school in Va. in the mid seventies.
He liked to carve knives, swords and shields out of coffee stir sticks and hide them in his beard.

Duchess and the Sailor

Once there was a Duchess a riddin to the ball.
when she spied a sailor making water on the wall.

-with his bloodywell dingo dango swinging proud and free
and never would he stop till it was ooover-

He rode up to the castle, he rode up to the wall.
My God cried the Duchess he's come to fuck us all.

-with his bloodywell dingo dango swinging proud and free
and never would he stop till it was ooover-

First he fucked the Dutchess, he fucked thier maidens too
and then he fucked the butler...what a dirty thing to do!

-with his bloodywell dingo dango swinging proud and free
and never would he stop till it was ooover-

Some say he went heaven, some say he went hell, some say
he fucked the Devil and did it very well.

-with his bloodywell dingo dango swinging proud and free
and never would he stop till it was over-