Come on guys and gals. This is a music site. What's with the toilet humour?

It's a cafe init??? Isn't it compulsory to have toilets in a cafe???

To keep it on track though - just in case - I'll go and pay a visit now - I'll whistle Handels WaterCloset Music to let everyone know I am there. (The lock broke weeks ago...)

Any other suggestions? A bit of rock and toilet-roll? Bog Bad John?

Oh deary, deary me, I must be bored....

DtG