I probably wouldn't be here, Teribus. There appear to be hidden Jewish ancestors on both sides of my family, so my parents would have died in the camps. Guess I'll take the hurricanes, and tornadoes, and earthquakes. The forest fires are the disasters that are the biggest threat to me here in the California Sierra foothills, but I'll take them, too. I'll enjoy our eighty-mile view and our glorious sunsets until the house burns down.
I'll continue to be guided by my patron saint, Mad Magazine's Alfred E. Neuman (What? Me worry?)

-Joe-