Wouldn't be half so bad if there actually WERE any meaningful negotiations. I've never seen such a shambles in my life. How much longer are we supposed to have to do deals? The best we can hope for (and I have a feeling it may actually happen something like this) is for a fudge lasting about ten years then everyone turning around scratching their heads saying "Didn't we vote to leave? Are we still in or what? Buggered if I know..."

Anyway, Theresa May says she's staying on. On her past record, that means she'll be gone within weeks....