The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #30254 Message #387471
Posted By: Big Mick
01-Feb-01 - 11:00 AM
Thread Name: BS: Toilet humour???
Subject: RE: BS: Toilet humour???
So this auld lad is sitting enjoying his morning constitutional on 1/2 of a two hole outhouse. In walks this fella who sits down beside him and they have a wonderful conversation. The auld boy stands up and as he does so a 25 cent piece falls out of his pocket and down the hole. "Bad luck" sez the other fella, as the auld boy takes out a $20.00 bill and throws it down the hole. "You damned fool" sez he, "what the hell did you do that for?" The auld lad sez "You don't think I am dumb enough to go down there for 25 cents, do you?"