Maybe the radiation got to you and addled your brain. There is evidence of such addling here.

I always wanted to be a meteorologist, but, alas, my maths was competent but not good enough. But I've taken the house journal of the Royal Meteorological Society for decades (not cheap!) and meteorology is my numero uno hobby. Still, that doesn't qualify me for anything, for sure. But I know that I know what I'm talking about. It takes work and a bit of dedication to bone up on a subject and to stay boned up. But there you go. You and Teribus are dedicated subscribers to the University Of The Philistine. The main course module is How To Be Jealous. I can't help that. Your problem. Now, back to hurricanes. Real ones! 😂