Nowt so virtuous as a reformed whore.

Nah, I find the smell of second hand cigartte smoke offensive. Have done for 40 years.

Cigars you say? .......... errrrrrrrrrrrr (thinks to myself, must be strong, must be strong, cold shower).

My sense of humour but when I see people have just come outside about to light-up I inevitably ask if they have come out for a bit of fresh air!