No-one gives a fuck about the Commonwealth Tezza, and you know it full well. Tying it's usefulness into disaster relief is laughable. These are British offshore tax havens for wealthy spongers and they'll be looked after, if the idiot tory government can extract it's head from it's arse and actually start dong something.

It's the ordinary folk on those islands I feel sorry for. The usual British tardiness in response to their suffering is symptomatic of the disdain the posh tosspots feel for all of us.