The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #161242 Message #3876770
Posted By: Steve Shaw
12-Sep-17 - 07:51 PM
Thread Name: BS: First Joke Thread of 2017
Subject: RE: BS: First Joke Thread of 2017
Two shamelessly nicked from Tim Vine's Radio 4 show this evening.
Priscilla, having fished Elvis out of the swimming pool for the tenth time, asks him, "Elvis, why do I have to keep rescuing you from the pool?"
He replies, "I can't help falling in, love..."
"I went to the fairground today and went on a ride. While I was on there, half the time I was laughing my head off and half the time I was in floods of tears.
It was an emotional roller-coaster..."