Me old man used to sing it when I was a young fella. I can't remember it all."The cow kicked Nellie in belly in the barn and the doctor said it would do no harm. As she wiggled and squirmed as she wiggled and she squirmed as she rubbed her fanny on the old barn door. And the moonlight shown on the nipple of her tit as she rubbed her fanny in the Billy goat shit"