I want bacon. I want fried eggs. I'll tolerate toast but I really want fried bread. I want a grilled tomato, top and bottom bits. I want properly seasoned decent mushrooms (not tinned button shite). I want black pudding. I want a decent banger. I want a large pot of builder's tea. Bugger off with your poxy little pot of baked beans. I'm English and I'm proud of it!