Yeah, right. If a joke doesn't "connect," then maybe it isn't much of a joke. To me there isn't much humour in the smirky, dry cynicism we've seen a fair bit of in this thread.


The phone rang so I picked it up and said, "Who's speaking, please?" A voice said, "You are."

I went to the station ticket booth and asked for a return ticket. The man asked me, "Where to?" I said, "Here."