Oh, I dunno. The Tories have trashed the joint forever in the last 18 months, and, judging from yesterday's fiasco, there's more trashing to come. At least the Tories of old could achieve a stage-managed party conference without hilarious security breaches, letters falling off the wall and a supposed prime minister who's just pointlessly chucked away her majority spluttering her way through an aimless speech. God help us.