Funiculi, Funicula
Unknown

Last night I stayed up late to masterbate.
It felt so nice;
I did it twice.
Last night I stayed up late to pull my pud.
It felt so good;
I knew it would.
You should see me working on the short strokes.
I use my hand;
It's really grand.
You should see me working on the long strokes.
I use my feet;
It's really neat.

Bash it! Smash it! Beat it on the floor!
Smite it! Bite it! Ram it through the door!

Oh it's so neat to beat your meat while sitting on the toilet seat!
Isn't life divine? Funiculi, funicula!



Funicula, Funiculu
Unknown

Last night I stayed up late to masterbate.
It felt so nice;
I did it thrice.
Last night I stayed up late to rub my clit.
It was a hit;
My fingers fit.
You should see me working with my dildo.
I use it slow;
How deep I go.
You should see me use my good vibrator.
I use it fast;
I rarely last.

Stroke it! Poke it! Work it in and out!
Squeeze it! Please it! Hear me scream and shout!

I'm hot to trot, but if you're not, it hits the spot to tweak my twat!
Ladies do it too. Funiculi, funiculu!