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Thread #162927 Message #3881779
Posted By: Georgiansilver
12-Oct-17 - 09:21 AM
Thread Name: Looking for lyrics for a rugby song
Subject: RE: Looking for lyrics for a rugby song
Last night, I contemplated masturbation,
I thought it would.... do me good.
Tonight I shall repeat the operation,
I never tire... of pulling my wire.
First you give it a short stroke,
Round and round and round and round and round and round,
Then, you give it a long stroke,
Up and down, up and down, up and down.
And then you ease it squeeze it, slap it on the floor,
Spank it, wank it, rub it up the door.
Some people say that sexual intercourse is absolutely grand
Buuuuut, for personal satisfaction I prefer to use my hand.
Great memories of my rugby playing days. Cheers.