"Those queers and transmission monsters are sodomizing our children in those public scoose run by demoncrats."
Judge Roy More

"Nobody says Merry Christmas anymore but you hear about Ramadamn and Hanuka, well were gonna lock up anyone who says those ungodly words instead of Merry Christmas".
Sheriff Conman

"The first 21 proverbs of GinIsis tell us to slay liberals especially the pregnant women and children".
Rev. Roman 'Bigot' Dickus

"The Demoncrats eat afterbirth and baby bodyparts purchased from Planned Parenthood with Drug Money."
Rev. Rob Jones - Values Voters and Dollar Store Church

"Where's Obama? He's training Hillary's child sex slaves underneath Taco Bells -not Planet Pizza."
Fred Feckal

"2 Corinthians walk into a bar..."
Donald Trump

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