Nice oldie Mrrzy.

Let's kick off with a single verse.
For those who don't recognise it, I put a comment in this week with a mondegreen of 'Velia' from Franz Lehar's "Merry Widow".
This is based on "Maxim's" from the same source:

I always thought it grand,
To take myself in hand.
But now I prefer plastic,
With morals quite elastic.
Lolo, Dodo, Jou-Jou,
Cloclo, Margot, Frou-Frou,
They come, all shapes and sizes,
I?m sure there?s one for you.