Hmm, seat up or down? According to Metchosin, women'll sit down without checking where they're sitting. Now me, I tend to close the lid as well - what's the female response to this? Just pee on the fluffy cover? ;-)

Incidentally, closing the loo seat and lid isn't out of courtesy, it's force of habit. We had a cupboard above the loo where we kept various toiletry stuff. After one toothbrush too many dropped down the pan, I decided enough was enough...

To follow up the stories of strange places, I once peed in a rucksack whilst sleepwalking - the owner was not impressed the following morning!

Grab.