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Thread #163036   Message #3885227
Posted By: Nigel Parsons
28-Oct-17 - 04:48 AM
Thread Name: BS: A three foot willy.. Omg
Subject: RE: BS: A three foot willy.. Omg
Continued from above: (new verses)

Billy had an accident, and broke his leg.
They dressed it with gauze and lint,
Gave him a picture book of naked girls
And used his willy for a splint.

The night nurse gave it a blanket bath-
For fun, and she did it again.
She said "He won't remember, he just passed-out
From lack of blood to the brain."