The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #163036   Message #3885279
Posted By: Gda Music
28-Oct-17 - 12:01 PM
Thread Name: BS: A three foot willy.. Omg
Subject: RE: BS: A three foot willy.. Omg
I was sitting in the pub one day enjoying a quiet pint when a big fellow came in with a parrot perched on his shoulder He had with him a short statured male companion who was struggling to carry a big bag seemingly stuffed full of cash. They both got to the bar and ordered drinks for everybody in the pub and to keep them coming!. Lovely, all well and good but someone eventually had to ask him what was the celebration?. It turned out that somewhere along the line he had been granted 3 wishes and had been stuck with them ever since. His first was that he should always have a bird on his arm, 2nd to have a never ending supply of 5 pound notes and his final wish was to have a 3 foot prick.

GJ