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Thread #163036   Message #3885603
Posted By: Dave the Gnome
30-Oct-17 - 05:20 AM
Thread Name: BS: A three foot willy.. Omg
Subject: RE: BS: A three foot willy.. Omg
Wizards apprentice watching his master through the keyhole. Wizard is stood naked in from of a mirror and chants 'Mirror, mirror on the wall, make my willy three feet tall. Lo and behold his willy grows to three feet tall. Apprentice thinks "I'll give that a try" so when his master goes out he sneaks in the room, pinches the mirror and hangs it on a hook behind the door in his own room. He strips naked and stands in front of the mirror but realises he has to modify the chant slightly. "Mirror, mirror on the door, make my willy touch the floor."

And his legs fell off.

:D tG