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Thread #30317   Message #388583
Posted By: GUEST,Roll&Go-C
02-Feb-01 - 03:48 PM
Thread Name: Lyr Req: Balls as Heavy as Lead
Subject: Balls as Heavy as Lead
Looking for additional verses and background on this bawdy old British drinking song: Anthony Clair

There once was a man named Anthony Clair,
And he was known most everywhere,
For he was a famous conjuror,
And he liked to play with his balls,
For they were large balls,
Balls as heavy as lead,
With a hell of a twist,
Of his muscular wrist,
He'd sling 'em right over his head,
For they were large balls,
Balls as heavy as lead!

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