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Thread #162918   Message #3886033
Posted By: Bee-dubya-ell
31-Oct-17 - 04:27 PM
Thread Name: BS: What date is it ok to light an open fire
Subject: RE: BS: What date is it ok to light an open fire
The optimum date for lighting a fire would, of course, be Jim Morrison's birthday, which is December 8th. That date works out pretty well for denizens of the Northern Hemisphere, but not so much for those in the Southern Hemisphere. For them, the best date is July 3rd, which is the date upon which Morrison died.

For best results, it is recommended that the actual fire lighting be done by a baby.