Back on 30 Jan 02 - 07:32 PM, wysiwyg posted what may be a Catholic version of Plastic Jesus

I don't know where my Madonna went
But I'll find her, she's iridescent
Riding on the dashboard of my car...

I once heard someone allude to another Catholic (I assume) version, that started

I don't care if my legs get hairy
long as I've got my Virgin Mary
standin' on the dashboard of my car

Don