The statistics I quoted were taken directly from the Independent, you insulting bugger. No lies, no whimsy. Congratulations on graduating from the Teribus/Iains school of social primitivism.

By the way, since I to!d you yesterday about my euro purchase, the pound has gone down two and a half cents (on the Caxton website). So if half a cent up is soaring, what's a sudden two and a half cents drop, Keith? Nosediving? Plummeting? A Nigel rebalancing? Being shat on from a great height? Still, there's always tomorrow...