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Thread #47914   Message #3887288
Posted By: Charley Noble
07-Nov-17 - 08:56 AM
Thread Name: Lyr Req: 'How many ships sail in the forest?'
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'How many ships sail in the forest?'
Gallus Moll-

Clearly the Tunaverse is in conflict with Mudcat Reality...

So, here's a bit more of the story teased out of a Gloucester friend:

"So he (the one who caught the tuna) went out of Pigeon Cove after the Tuna season ended and caught that fish. Apparently someone at Pigeon Cove saw him going out and knew him and why he was going and called the Greenies and dropped a dime. He comes back with the fish, waits till night time, takes his girlfriend's brand new car and goes back to the boat, pulls off the fish, ties it to the bumper of the car and drags it back to Lanesville. He called a buddy that processes Tuna because he thought he would be able to sell it to him and the dude told him no way! So, he's stuck with a 400 pound, headless tuna with road rash. What does he do? Drags it up to the woods off Revere Street and buries it under a bunch of leaves and sticks banking on it so the coyotes and animals can?t eat it. The dime dropper tells the Greenies about the webcam at Pigeon Cove and they pull the tapes. Sure enough, there he is and his ill-gotten Tuna. Oh, and he doesn't have a driver's license either."

The story just gets better and better!

Charlie Ipcar