There were some stunning biblical revelations out of Alabama in the wake of the Roy Moore scandals, it seems that Joseph was a pedophile and his coupling with an underage virgin, Mary, produced a son, Jesus, rendering an immaculate conception unnecessary:

?There is nothing to see here,? Alabama State Auditor Jim Ziegler told the Washington Examiner. ?The allegations are that a man in his early 30s dated teenage girls. Even the Washington Post report says that he never had sexual intercourse with any of the girls and never attempted sexual intercourse.?

Ziegler?s defense then took on Biblical proportions.

?Also take Joseph and Mary. Mary was a teenager and Joseph was an adult carpenter,? he added. ?They became parents of Jesus.?

Bannon seems to be as effective a "King Maker" as Donal Dumbass is a president.