From the pen of Stanley Accrington, the abridged version of Matty Groves.

Matty Groves gets off with this high class bird
she takes him home to bed
they're at it like hammer and tongues
when her husband come home unexpected
what the bloody hells going here he sez
and stabs Matty in the guts
what do you think of your lover boy now he sez
but she's cheeky so he chops her head off