Times have changed. . .

Let us go back in time to those wonderful English entertainers, Flanders and Swan:

"Oh, it's hard to say...
Flanders:         "Oly-ma-kitty-luca-chi-chi-chi"
Both:         But in Tonga, that means... "No"!
        
        If I ever have the money,
        'Tis to Tonga I shall go.
        For each lovely Tongan maiden there,
        Will gladly make a date.
        
        And by the time she's said:
Flanders:         "Oly-ma-kitty-luca-chi-chi-chi",
Both:         It is usually too late!

To which Flanders adds, on the live recording, "I don't think so, really."

And I'm pretty sure this web-site has had its way with Madeira, M'Dear