My ex stood in front of the full length mirror. She said ' Oh no! My hair is going thin, my forehead is getting creases, my facial skin is starting to sag, I have crows feet round my eyes, My neck is like chicken skin, my breasts are sagging and have stretch marks, my belly has stretch marks too, I have cellulite on my rear end and legs and my toes have gone very crooked. Please tell me something good about me darling' I replied ' Your eyesight is perfect love'