years ago i was in a folk club in Majorca and I heard a version of Street of Laredo sung by a young American ex-pat

AS I was a walking
One day in Majorca
As I was a walking through the Plaza Major
I spied a young tourist sad and crestfallen
drinking champagne sangria and a large fundador.

I see by your camera that you are a tourist
Oh I have a camera and sunglasses too
But I've got diarrhoea, and I caught it here
So now I'm afraid I must dash to the loo