Over the top.

This summer I read a story about a 75 year old man in Virginia who hadjust come back from the store and was preparing to sit on the porchand play his banjo.He decided to use the outhouse first and it collapsed while he was in it. He had apparently built the outhouse himself 50 years ago and it was still in the original condition.

He lay there for 3 days until the post man realized he hadn't picked up his mail and walked around back to check the back door.He then heard feeble noises from the outhouse and found the old man caught in the shattered boards.He was very dehydrated and had some broken ribs but was otherwise ok. He hadn't fallen all the way down.

Afterwards he stated that maybe it was time to build a new outhouse.

rr