Dear Quad-J Santa, I'm very sorry I didn't respond sooner. No, I don't care for His Orangeness with the candy-floss (or cotton candy, depending on your persuasion) hair. I also have not yet killed anyone, but I confess I've had fantasies. No larceny, either, or I wouldn't be constantly complaining about not having money.

It's great to hear from you! Any present would make me happy. I'm the kid that unwrapped gifts, got the toys out, and played with the box. (I'm pretty sure I can find boxes here, though. :)