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Thread #59418   Message #3890432
Posted By: khandu
25-Nov-17 - 08:37 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Hello Mom! A Happy Holiday season to you and all those who have faithfully filled you with undefiled BS! You have done her proud!
I thank ye for being such good children.

My best to all of you in the this land of MOAB. Amos, press on, Buddy! We rooting for ye! Attitude makes a big difference and you have one!(Insert smiley face at this point),

Speaking of points, I want to remind all of you of Words of Prophetic Utterance, uh, uttered by that wise sage of the Land of BS, Little Hawk;
words of which I, my Royal Self, was reminded as Hortense C. Durp read to my Royal Self a mere 17 moments ago, as she renewed my memories of the genesis of Mom. Indeed, it was a return to the days of yore as I listened to the voice of Durp recite the Joyous Angst of those worrisome and wearisome days, when we were much younger and full of the stuff of which this wondrous Thread has been built.

Read Now, the Utterance of Little Hawk, a man of my ilk.

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk - PM
Date: 07 May 03 - 01:24 PM

The situation will definitely get worse. Solipsism will increase exponentially. The lowly fart joke will be buried under an avalanche of less predictable drivel. People's intelligence will be insulted. Their tolerance will be put to the test. William Shatner references will pop up in all kinds of places where they patently do not belong.

Those who were not alive to witness this exciting time will envy those of us who lived through it. These are the days of legend, the best of times and the worst of times. Thesa are the salad days. This is the cherry on the cake, the turd in the crapper.

Cherish it, ye heathen! (While yet ye may...)

- LH

I am muzzled, stricken with Awe. Hail to Thee, Hawk of Little.

King knardazz, uh,(that damned Tweed!) khandu of the Ethereal Kingdom of Mississippi...He who still proclaims, "Joe Offer is no Igmo"!