Hi Joe

As a tandemist I'm not too happy with the various versions of Daisy Bell's reply to "Daisy, Daisy". For instance, talking about being "crammed" on a tandem doesn't make even comical sense.

So here's my version:

"Dear Mr Cyclist, have I got news for you:
I'm not crazy about what you want to do.
If you can't afford a carriage, there won't be any marriage.
In my bridal gown, I'd look like a clown on a bicycle made for two."

Keep smiling! Trump can't live for ever!


Bill

Bedford, UK