Hey, chaps. Nigel wants intensively-reared Yankee chicken that would be too dangerous to eat were it not for the fact that it had to be washed in chlorine. Nigel doesn't mind GM crops that have been bred to resist pesticides so that farmers can use the latter with gay abandon and kill all the bees. Groovy!

Christ, I bet Nigel has his GM chlorinated chicken with Smash and GM baked beans for Sunday lunch. Yum!

How are you on global warming, the moon landings and Kennedy's assassination, Nige?

You're not real, are you, Nigel?