You thought they were plebs, not me,
Nope, I've never used such terms about them. Or was that sarcasm, whimsy, or just lying?
So just go and take a running jump, Nigel, and try to make an honest man of yourself for a change. I'm as straight as a die.
Is that last quote a la Tony Blair "I'm a pretty straight kinda guy"? Or are you using 'die' as in the twisting tool used to make a screw thread?