You knew a thread with this title
would inspire some irony and sarcasm in responses,
not to mention all-out satire.

So, not to be left out,
here is what Flanders and Swann said
(but did not record in the recording studio --
only left a recording of a live-on-stage performance)


o dear... can't do this yet.
What I want to do is make a blicky of a Mudcat thread with music/lyrics.
It's Threadid=158265, "Bring Back the Birch."

At least now you know it's there.