i really miss the ladies underwear adverts on telly. they only do ladies underwear adverts for for people who are incontinent these days.

i suppose most of us are of an age where we go round pissing ourselves, and that a touch of reality does us all good.

however - i find them a wee bit less alluring.

triumph have the bra for the way you are, and the lady in black tights and a playtex girdle are no more, and i miss them.