"I watch it you old prudes, but I'm very choosey..."

Ha! My wife creased up when I told her I'd been called a 'prude' - she, better than anyone else, knows that, whatever else I may be, prudish I most definitely am not! But I've always believed that sex, like sport, is infinitely more interesting when you're a participant than when you're merely a spectator....

But whatever floats yer boat, old buddy!