Working a lot with project managers makes you a bit more tolerant of workspeak.

They say 'but the business needs this to be done by tomorrow' to which the reply is 'you should have asked for it yesterday then'.

The worst though is 'We all need to pull together to get this done'. Which actually means 'I have cocked up and need you to work all weekend to pull me out of the shit'. To which the only answer is 'Fuck off' :-)

DtG