Well, I don't know why I came here tonight
I got the feeling that something ain't right
I'm so scared in case I fall off the road,
And I'm wondering how I'll get totally snowed
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right,
Here I am, stuck on the beltway with you
Yes, I'm stuck on the beltway with you,
And I'm wondering what it is I should do
It's so hard to keep this smile from my face,
Losing control, and I'm all over the place
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right,
Here I am, stuck on 495 with you
Well, you started off with full tanks,
And you're proud that you snow tires all right
And your friends they all come crawling,
Hit you in the rear and say,
MOVE IT
Trying to make some sense of it all,
But I can see it makes no sense at all
Is it cool to pull off and sleep on the floor?
'Cause I don't think that I can take anymore
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you
And you started off with some gas
And now the gauge is fallin fast as snow.
And your 'friends' they all come crawling,
Hit you in the rear and say,
Go **** *****
Yeah, I don't know why I came here tonight
I got the feeling that something ain't right
I'm so scared in case I drive into thin air,
And I'm wondering how I'll get down over there
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you
Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you
Stuck in the middle with you
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you