This lad was surely a budding fisherman:---

"way down upon a Swannee River
whaur aa fell in
tryin tae catch wee baggie minnows
wae a condensed-milk tin.

O the lassies roared an laughed
et me fa"in in
"way down upon a Swannee River
wae ma condensed milk tin.

Stephen Foster lived on in the back-woods of Southern Scotland 75 years ago.