You've still got boobs and Iains to keep you warm, you lucky lad!

I tend to think that people remove themselves by being very very silly...

Go to the joke threads, Keith, and give us the benefit of your massive sense of humour. Keep it clean now... Failing that, how's about a recipe or three? I'm doing Jamie Oliver's pork fillet and mash tonight. What vin rouge would you recommend to go with it?