The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418 Message #3894224
Posted By: Rapparee
15-Dec-17 - 10:54 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
I ran into a ton of trolls in Norway and Iceland this year. They were not the cutesy-wutesy ones, but uglier than ten miles of homemade mud fence and downright mean. I was fortunate in being able to defeat them and thereby saved two Norse mountain villages and Þistilfjörður in Iceland. Turned them trolls to stone, but left their bright red noses to serve as navigation beacons.
One of them, I just shoved his (definitely male) feet into his mouth until he disappeared. His last words were, "Mmmm...mmm...good! I'm delicious!" What was left was a sort of black hole, which closed with a loud burp.
Don't feed the trolls, except to themselves.