Off home in a mo, Dave. Bloody northern drizzle ever since I arrived. I must say, that coffee shop at the top of Scholes Lane in Prestwich (the Coffee Sack) is a brilliant little place. Lovely grub and great coffee. I had avocado on toast with poached eggs. Mother had a beef bangers toasted butty. Five stars on Trip Advisor if I can be arsed!

Now what were we on about...?