This just in from Gilead.

The dogs and the demolition squad found nothing. It was all merely a false alarm, just a balm scare.

The visiting creature from Down Under exclaimed, "Damn! I always thought they were singing 'Remember You're A Wombat'......."

A stark, mad raven perches on a limb near Les the Lawn Moor and keeps repeating the word "Never" to him. Nevertheless, he doesn't seem to get the reference.....

Speaking of Poe references, they've assigned ushers to escort anyone entering the tavern where the wall used to be due to the partial fall of the house......


Drunken bats (none of them named Mike) have lured the poor frightened wombat up onto one of the rafters, supposedly to make his flying lessons easier.
"Don't worry, old pal, 'cause just in case, for safety's sake, we've stationed you right over the deep Jello Pit....."

Severn wants his hat from down off the Christmas tree and not trusting the bats, he decides to enlist the aid of one of the birds.
He yells, "HEY, DUCK!", and of course, everybody nearby does, which is just as well, because at that moment..........